A Red Dress to Impress

Prom is right around the corner, and let me just tell you I am so excited, mainly because I know what is in store for the night, AND I have purchased the dress of my dreams, literally.  Ever since I pictured prom, I imagined me in a long red dress.  This is the dress that is on it's way into my hands (for a good price too, only 100 moolahs, yea yea!) and onto my body.
I.
Couldn't.
Be.
More.
Excited (no sarcasm intended).

And who knew there would be so much planning into running the night!
    Well, actually, that's a lie, I knew there would be a lot to do, I just thought saying that fitted perfectly with the context.

True Statement: I dislike all those people that are bashing prom and are planning on not going, just because it is prom.  Why do you have to be so negative? If you chose not to go it will be the one night of your life that you will regret (except for any future night endeavors you may pursue... I'm not suggesting anything!).  So, splurge a little; go to prom and have the time of your life.

And who knows, maybe you too will find the dress of your dreams.

"Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something."

~Wesley, The Princess Bride